first paragraph of "If I Had A Dick I Would Tell You To Suck It"
If A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C. Now lets apply this law of correlation to something I will actually use in life. If dating means a future , and a future means nothing lasts (inevitable ending) then dating equals the end. Boom, done. What’s the point of getting involved in something that will inevitably end dramatically in tears, torn up pictures, burned articles of clothing, slashed bike tires- more or less thousands of dollars lost in material possessions. That’s just the start of it! How about the years of therapy, girls’ nights, and the ever-increasing probability of becoming a lesbian?
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