Whats Her DEAL?

I like to write. I have a lot of opinions. My teacher describes my tone as "funny, confident, yet-self deprecating." I like to blur the line between fiction and non-fiction. I use my friends names, my parents names, my own name. Do not assume the narrator is me, although it usually is. I can be cynical, pessimistic, bitter, witty, sassy, snarky ... and here it comes. I hope you get a good laugh out of this, do not take it seriously or literally- unless thats the only way you can take me seriously. But seriously, that would suck.